Weekend Update: Trump Lost Over $1 Billion - SNL

Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like Donald Trump Jr. getting subpoenaed.
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  • Let law enforcement know when you see a COOK!

    Dade MurphyDade MurphyPřed 13 hodinami
  • That's not funny man. I lost one billion dollars too. Everybody was mad. It was a bunch of people around, holding sticks and using chalk. ...,.. Wait, wait....naw, my bad..... It wasn't one billion dollars, it was the number one billiard ball.

    Brother EsquireBrother EsquirePřed 20 hodinami
  • Trump is one dumb bastard

    Joshua WeickumJoshua WeickumPřed 22 hodinami
  • I swear i always thought melania was saying big breasts.

    addi stewartaddi stewartPřed dnem
  • It’s around $2,000,000,000 in losses if you consider inflation since the 1990s.

    Gishinlok: Placer of cups upon edgesGishinlok: Placer of cups upon edgesPřed dnem
  • yes I do troll my boy s in the 501st military Intelligence Brigade. you joey bag of dougnuts

    Aaron HammonAaron HammonPřed dnem
  • Fuxk Trump!

    Nate DavisNate DavisPřed dnem
  • Damn I should be arrested then for the gookery I did at my gym

    Dazed FazeDazed FazePřed dnem
  • Fake steele dossier? Yall lost (again). Get a grip.

    Russell OaksRussell OaksPřed dnem
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    EuroFrenchEuroFrenchPřed dnem
  • Anybody on here ever own their own airline??? I didn't think so.

    David YearyDavid YearyPřed dnem
    • Nobody on here failed at running an airline either. Then again the wealth of a person shouldn’t be an argumentative point for their skill in the first place. Additionally, if only writers were allowed to criticize books where would the world be? Why should people who own airlines be the only people allowed to criticize a failed airline?

      Gishinlok: Placer of cups upon edgesGishinlok: Placer of cups upon edgesPřed dnem
  • Why does the rally clip look like trump is standing in front of a cheap green screen?

    ekrupa2010ekrupa2010Před 2 dny
  • Trump admitted to losing 1 billion back in the 90s. The NEW YORK TIMES did a story on him called The Comeback Kid after he got himself out of debt and gained billions from construction. You know who actually lost 1 billion dollars? Hillary Clinton. Thats how much she spent on a rigged election in her favor, with fraudulent votes and paid off politicians and the FAKE NEWS media giving her full support. And she STILL LOST to TRUMP! GOD thats got to Hurt you nutjob liberals really hard right in your fat unemployed asses! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! #LOSERS.

    • Are you alright buddy? (Also any *viable* and *unbiased* sources on any of that?)

      Gishinlok: Placer of cups upon edgesGishinlok: Placer of cups upon edgesPřed dnem
  • Over 95% of people liked this video insulting Trump.. Weird how he got over 50% of the elec votes, hummm curious

    Josh HawkesfordJosh HawkesfordPřed 2 dny
  • Oh yeah, you can't beat beef and broccoli!

    Melinda CrainMelinda CrainPřed 2 dny
  • more lies about the president.

    Mr. EMr. EPřed 2 dny
  • IQ 45 has to go!

    j. berendtj. berendtPřed 2 dny
  • Notice his base is getting smaller...

    von 50von 50Před 2 dny
  • “Come on blonde lady..” lol

    Ben HoustonBen HoustonPřed 2 dny
  • You all forget why trump and trumpers are great for america. Once hes gone wr now kno who exactly is causing the hatred bigotry and insane idea of fighting a civil war to free people and then enslave them economically making them arm up n organize for survival. Erry step of the country is a 50/50 bluff and when called these people arent of the ilk of 1940s men. These 18 yr old today are on heron and dont have daddys hatreds. Your generation the greediest most self centered inconsiderate generations of all time just die off already. Havent youz done enough. Drop dead quicka

    Joe DuxtapedJoe DuxtapedPřed 2 dny
  • Trump lost 1 billion dollars? Welcome to news in 1995 idiots. If you have 5 Billion dollars and lose 1 billion, you are still a billionaire. It's funny how libtards are just discovering news from 25 years ago. Trump is still a multibillionaire and it really doesn't matter how much excess money a person has, it matters what he is doing righteously for America, which is a lot.

    JakeGraceAndGloryJakeGraceAndGloryPřed 2 dny
  • 55th time wasn't actually a joke

    numanumatardnumanumatardPřed 2 dny
  • You’re gonna bash a businessperson for suffering losses on high risk moves?

    Aaron UribeAaron UribePřed 2 dny
  • the art of the comeback

    Danny NicolosiDanny NicolosiPřed 2 dny
  • I love this! And I am a FL native...

    Gail RempGail RempPřed 2 dny
  • SNL really has gone downhill...funny to watch this morons forced laughter!

    bigdrob54bigdrob54Před 2 dny
  • Donald trump deserves a nap . And an extended vacation at one of his resorts . Please go away .

    kjkjPřed 2 dny
  • I live in Florida and honestly, Floridians are mainly assholes lol

    ElfBoi ProductionsElfBoi ProductionsPřed 2 dny
  • perfect is right

    Aaron HammonAaron HammonPřed 2 dny
    • Geez buddy why not just put all your talking points in one comment? You know what, I’ll do the honors: Snl > bad People who don’t agree with me > bad Snl > pedofiles people who agree with me > perfect comedy show I dislike with > overpaid Do you have any sources? I’d love to see where these *brilliant* and *completely logical* opinions come from.

      Gishinlok: Placer of cups upon edgesGishinlok: Placer of cups upon edgesPřed dnem
  • snl. the phedophile scum

    Aaron HammonAaron HammonPřed 2 dny
    • why do you think that they are pedophile scum

      Jennifer HodgesJennifer HodgesPřed 2 dny
  • do America a favor..... execute a leftest troll

    Aaron HammonAaron HammonPřed 2 dny
  • leftest pieces of shit

    Aaron HammonAaron HammonPřed 2 dny
  • how much these losers making ???

    Aaron HammonAaron HammonPřed 2 dny
  • Seems he's perfect for running a dangerous extortion racket that is HUNDREDS OF TRILLIONS in debt.

    Grandma BonesGrandma BonesPřed 2 dny
  • The boy at the bottom right at the Trump rally looks like they're visiting their aunt for the summer and she just dragged him there when he really wanted to make his action figures look like they're having sex.

    Rejinald PalmerRejinald PalmerPřed 2 dny
  • And how many businesses could have sprung back after such a business loss?? Not many, but Trump's did!! So, guess he really IS an incredibly wise entrepreneur!!

    Sulyeman MehmetSulyeman MehmetPřed 2 dny
  • Big tax write-off. The laugh is on YOU!!

    Sulyeman MehmetSulyeman MehmetPřed 2 dny
  • I see he started tanning again.

    Bedazzle CatBedazzle CatPřed 2 dny
  • The little Black girl in the back is hating her parents right now look at the expression on her face

    the Whispererthe WhispererPřed 2 dny
  • They included Taiwan in their map of China. Also what was Colin doing under the desk at the beginning?

    Arthur BRIANDArthur BRIANDPřed 2 dny
  • Hello kook squad

    Babygirl95Babygirl95Před 2 dny
  • When you cheer the failings of others, it’s the beginning of your own failings.

    Justin GrovesJustin GrovesPřed 2 dny
  • “Most black players didn’t show up in protest” Said trump: “Perfect!” 😂😂 MAN I LOVE SNL

    Alexy AND FriendsAlexy AND FriendsPřed 2 dny
  • Gmoney3ntGmoney3ntPřed 2 dny
  • 85 to 94 ? Isn't that the fallout from the bad divorce that we all heard about already ? not news

    guy sumpthinguy sumpthinPřed 2 dny
  • NYT recycles old news from the 90s on Trump and shocking so many who provably never read it back in the 90s are now learning about it now.Yep that old news being recycle hmm how can NYT get a hold of Trumps tax returns oh wait they never had it in the first place.Congress wants 6 years of tax returns from Trump and he said no so how can NYT get it first when congress can't get it that just sounds really fishy to me.Sources close to white house said Trump ate a salad for dinner for the first time do I really care that Trump eats MacDonald or buys his family MacDonald yep that has to be news can't find anything else to write so lets just tell everybody who his diet is.What that word I am thinking about oh yeah I don't care.Mainstream news media we report opinions instead of news.

    Josh DelagrangeJosh DelagrangePřed 2 dny
  • Maybe he grabbed her pu..y and that was great for her!!

    Nelly KingNelly KingPřed 2 dny
  • The weekend update is my favorite segment

    Brady PlayzBrady PlayzPřed 2 dny
  • i live for these

    meglea88meglea88Před 3 dny
  • The truth about SNL is they are a bunch of pedophiles and are about to be busted along with their friends in Mainstream media. Good luck not you pervs,We are coming to your doors soon with Federal warrants and guns..

    Nomore Illegals pleaseNomore Illegals pleasePřed 3 dny
    • Where is your proof that snl is full of pedophiles?

      Jennifer HodgesJennifer HodgesPřed 3 dny
  • Smart enough to beat the snot out of Hillary.

    jimbones155jimbones155Před 3 dny
  • Let's not forget it took him a decade to lose that much over multiple deals... let's also not forget Hillary spent the same amount of money on a corrupt presidential campaign in one year. And she still lost

    Ryan AdamRyan AdamPřed 3 dny
  • What a waste. SNL was such a great show back in the 70s. Now it is nothing but wet dog shit.

    Carl RayCarl RayPřed 3 dny
  • Um ghee we did find the real election meddling! Onigger and England did ! I say we start a war like the dimacrits wanted with Russia over fake collusion !!!

    Milton HackettMilton HackettPřed 3 dny
  • Um assholes he still has 39 more billion ! What you got ? Shit your on NBC !!!

    Milton HackettMilton HackettPřed 3 dny

    Selma KellySelma KellyPřed 3 dny
    • +Gishinlok: Placer of cups upon edges It was an expression, like ... Kajillion Bezillion. And btw ... he lost $1 Billion in 2018. So much for those "emolluments."

      Selma KellySelma KellyPřed 22 hodinami
    • Source pls

      Gishinlok: Placer of cups upon edgesGishinlok: Placer of cups upon edgesPřed dnem
  • How the hell does that moron get his skin and hair such a creepy orange color? Does he think it’s attractive? What a freak.

    Stephen HeyerStephen HeyerPřed 3 dny
  • Wow soooo funny SNL it’s not like you have ever made fun of trump. Actually be funny. No wonder no one watches this show.

    Furry FurryFurry FurryPřed 3 dny
    • (He said while watching the show)

      Gishinlok: Placer of cups upon edgesGishinlok: Placer of cups upon edgesPřed dnem
  • So glad I got the hell outta Dodge when Trump came to town. It feels good knowing that I skipped Trump to go to Chicago to see some Korean boys sing and dance. And I'm even more satisfied because the crowd was larger where I was 🤣

    ElleRochelle126ElleRochelle126Před 3 dny
  • I can’t wait until crow is served 😉 and clam season is right around the corner 🤐

    incognitoincognitoPřed 3 dny
  • Get ready he'll be there once again like the SNL rash!

    Ding DongDing DongPřed 3 dny
  • @2:52 - "Separetely"? LOL.

    tripjet999tripjet999Před 3 dny
  • To all you idiots, HE'S WORTH 9 BILLION!

    19fenderman6019fenderman60Před 3 dny
    • No to you moron he's worth $9T....to me and most of us normal people he ain't worth roll of used shit paper......

      richard alvaradorichard alvaradoPřed 3 dny
  • book *e d g e* *_E D G E_*

    Christine PraterChristine PraterPřed 4 dny
  • U know your a left when u say trump is a bad businessman. Like shut tf up idiots.

    ballislife lifeballislife lifePřed 4 dny
  • but his net rn is 3.1 billion

    Wells FellingsWells FellingsPřed 4 dny
  • It may have been those casino ventures. lol!

  • Mean while the rest you morons wanna give free health care to the world on the backs of hard working American citizens. If anyone had any common sense you would realize this is unsustainable. But if someone would try an explainer that to you you would cry racism and go think about it in your safe space. This man is bringing our country back to its former glory. The rest of you snowflakes can move to Canada as you promised. You can say we are crazy and cling to our guns but those guns are the reason why we are not British and why you will never take over this country.

    F DF DPřed 4 dny
    • I take it you're a HW american....LOL!!! We're taking this country back on Jan 20, 2021 when Big Joe and the Secret Service forcibly remove #45 off the premises...LOL!!! You can't fight, can't fuck, are lazy, are cowardly, thin skinned. GO WATCH CLINT EASTWOOD'S MOVIE GRAN TORINO AND CRY YOURSELF TO BED BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.....YOU SUCK.

      richard alvaradorichard alvaradoPřed 3 dny
  • Yeah but what have you done for the jews, give pallets of cash to terrorists. What have you done for mexicans, give guns to the cartels (fast an furious) and deported my wife for 10 yrs and put my stepkids in cages. Stop the hate and do something instead of just talking shit! Trump derangement is on the dems, Fukin blind haters. Name calling and dividing the country to keep your jobs an paychks. Thank goodness for any non- political puppet in office exposing the bullshit. I was glad trump was investigated and was happy when he was cleared by the Muller report, it's all about the money, the votes and the power to corrupt. Snl is a tv comedy that makes me laugh but these comments make me worry for the future of America, to be passed to people without a plan for the environment. Lol the green new deal. How about ride a bike, reuse a straw, use bags made from hemp. Put some limits on coal and fossel fuels. Stop buying Chinese goods or from anywhere that has humanities issues. Pay a little more money for things we need and not things we just want at the moment. Your acting like children. Stop wasting. Why hasn't anyone said anything about food in schools. Trump made ketchup a vegetable again.

    Solomon SalsbergSolomon SalsbergPřed 4 dny
  • I remember when SNL used to be funny...and not so politically boring.

    Gary HaberGary HaberPřed 4 dny
  • red snapper trump

    Buddy WaangBuddy WaangPřed 4 dny
  • I'm not surprised ¯\(°_o)/¯ Look at how STUPID he is !!

    ThE DuCkThE DuCkPřed 4 dny
  • SNL is such a Liberal Joke now, this is why you rating are complete shit.

    Timothy CashTimothy CashPřed 4 dny
  • Yawn...snore.

    DarrellDarrellPřed 4 dny
  • www.nytimes.com/1995/10/25/nyregion/crowning-the-comeback-king.html Same people who are now bashing him because "orange man bad" gets webpage/social media clicks, which means advertising revenue.

    PJbottomsPJbottomsPřed 4 dny
  • ocd will destroy your life get help.

    Antifa UnitedAntifa UnitedPřed 4 dny
  • She's a typical fox 5 bimbo!!!

    Maureen DohertyMaureen DohertyPřed 5 dny
  • So he lost a billion over 10 years. He's worth 3 billion now so what are you saying?

    Wolf Lord BradleyWolf Lord BradleyPřed 5 dny
  • What a bunch of dumb FUCKS here I see

    Donald SalkovickDonald SalkovickPřed 5 dny
  • Y'all murderin' snake freaks!

    sailtheplainssailtheplainsPřed 5 dny
  • Lol you idiots are so pathetic. No collusion so now your looking at his taxes in the 80s? Who gives a shit! Losers need to get a life. You idiots

    Gregg richardGregg richardPřed 5 dny
  • Colin lost somekind of bet, the bits are too good to be... normal ?

    Elli SillanpääElli SillanpääPřed 5 dny
  • I feel like a part of my brain died by watching this video

    Junior VafaiJunior VafaiPřed 5 dny
  • Blonde lady, you know when you touch your nose you're lying.

    MaliceahMaliceahPřed 5 dny
  • America, and Italy are towns in China.

    Thad EngarThad EngarPřed 5 dny
  • Donald J. Trump The poor man’s idea of a rich man. The ignoramus’ idea of a stable genius. The traitor's idea of a patriot. The idiot’s version of a President.

    Brent HuiBrent HuiPřed 5 dny
    • +KEEP CALM and PLAY SOCCER IN YOUR PAJAMASWill add that accordingly.

      Brent HuiBrent HuiPřed 4 dny
    • The traitor's idea of a patriot.

  • Stop joking about pedophilia.

    William GrantWilliam GrantPřed 5 dny
  • 30 years late on this news.

    William GrantWilliam GrantPřed 5 dny
  • What places does snl have to make fun of Donald Trump I’m not a Trump fan boy but he’s are president and he’s done more good in 3 years in office than Obama’s done in 8 years...Plus every other sketch is about Trump I’m getting tiered of it...

    Micah GoodsonMicah GoodsonPřed 5 dny
    • Obama ranked the 8th best President. Trump ranked dead last. DEAD FUCKING LAST!

      terpmaniacterpmaniacPřed 5 dny
  • Damn, those Trumpanzees are f**king dumb.

    1 Wolfenstein1 WolfensteinPřed 5 dny
  • I'm from Florida and believe me, that's not harsh...

    Annie CarlsonAnnie CarlsonPřed 5 dny
  • Trump is a looser. !!!!!!!😃

    Mauricio G.Mauricio G.Před 5 dny
  • When's the comedy part begin?

    Mark W.Mark W.Před 5 dny
  • I've have a son in law that hasn't worked in 12 years. Now I have to reevaluate him. In 11 years he's cleared more than a billionaire president

    Michael FreemanMichael FreemanPřed 5 dny
  • If you can't make it in the real world you get on SML (Smell)

    Boomer1941 nonameBoomer1941 nonamePřed 5 dny
    • username checks out I guess.

      Gishinlok: Placer of cups upon edgesGishinlok: Placer of cups upon edgesPřed dnem
  • My question is how do you know he wasn't actually making money, but reporting losses through 'creative accounting'?

    Mr. WizardMr. WizardPřed 5 dny
  • "Drumpf airlines lasted 33 years less than Spirit"!!!!!!! Hahahahaha! The great dumbass business(thief)man!

    dbilly7dbilly7Před 5 dny
  • currently 1,666,944 views with a 95.25% like rate and people are still in here saying nobody watches SNL.

    Dustin HowellDustin HowellPřed 6 dny
  • Going well? I didn't even know it was still going.

    Khadijah MuhammadKhadijah MuhammadPřed 6 dny
  • And thats why SNL is now shadow of its former self...

    MeldrickCzMeldrickCzPřed 6 dny
    • MeldrickCz Trumpflake?

      Gilda ProvenzanoGilda ProvenzanoPřed 4 dny
Weekend Update: Trump Lost Over $1 Billion - SNL