Trump Wants To Rebrand His Trade War

Stephen isn't on board with the White House's pitch to replace the term 'trade war' with 'trade negotiation.'
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  • I would watch Avengers: Infinity Negotiation

    Astral HazeAstral HazePřed 8 hodinami
  • 1:07 They did not, in fact, say it again y'all. Unsubscribed.

    Baroness BloodrayneBaroness BloodraynePřed 7 dny
  • tRump is correct, if Americans do not buy Chinese products, it will not cost Americans. How about getting American Military uniforms made in America, start with your space force ones, which is going to be lead by General Buck Rogers.

    Greg GilesGreg GilesPřed 7 dny
  • You will be in prison when that happens baby trump. Russia is not our friend.

    Kathy VogelKathy VogelPřed 11 dny
  • Avengers: Infinity Negotiation: Thanos, I've come to bargain!

    Jacob SimonJacob SimonPřed 24 dny
  • heh infinity negotiations ... is that what you call the negotiations between isreal and pakistan about gaza strip... sorry bad joke both sides lovely people im sure

    sartorian darkstormsartorian darkstormPřed 26 dny
  • FIRST of all..I did NOT know Steven Colbert can sing! WOW WHAT A VOICE and he was just teasing @4:25! And 2nd of all...yes the U.S. pays smh.

    Miesha Cannaday-BriggsMiesha Cannaday-BriggsPřed 27 dny

    Common SenseCommon SensePřed 28 dny
  • i do agree about the intellectual property issue though - don’t shoot me

    LaraLaraPřed 28 dny
  • Chinese makes only $1 on each pair of pants. Who is going to pay tarriffs

    xin chenxin chenPřed 29 dny
  • Its funny, because there slapping tariffs on things no one gives a crap about!

  • At least James K Polk lowered tariffs while he was president....

    Doctor DoomDoctor DoomPřed měsícem
  • Trump knows nothing about most things. Calls himself a genius, but he is anything but. Truth be known, many of the people trump knew in school were probably the ones he paid to do his school work. He might not have, but that's the bet i would put my money on. He always has been an ace on stupidj>

    Will KussWill KussPřed měsícem
  • Call it what it is, an import tax, on the import, the company that imports it pays it as an increase in price and the importer has to cut their profit margin or pass the increase on to the consumer. That means we pay it. Damn liars.

    Will KussWill KussPřed měsícem
  • Why isn't anyone trying to do trump like they did Kennedy smh why isn't there a marksman shooter after this scumbag !?

    Manny GarciaManny GarciaPřed měsícem
  • Love Stephen Colbert!

    Tim LoganTim LoganPřed měsícem
  • *Why do people continue to cater to THE WORLD'S DUMBEST WANNABE COUNTRY LEADER....Donald Dumbass Trump???* *All it takes is a sniper OR suicide bomber and everyone can move forward, they can just dump his body in the sewer!!*

    Qi HunaQi HunaPřed měsícem
  • Stephen your People's Eyebrow iz da shit bruh. "The Rock" would be proud. P.S. The Taco Bell line made snot come out of my nose instantaneously! THAT'S COMEDY!!!!!!

    Chris MiltonChris MiltonPřed měsícem
  • The prices at Walmart have gone update.

    Tom MTom MPřed měsícem
  • Nooo trump is lying? Really? I did not expect that... 🙄😂

    Lara de RiedmattenLara de RiedmattenPřed měsícem
  • Jesus was a tall, handsome White Man. He was a racist, did not like blacks and liked Jews even less. Google it !!!

    Maurice L' AbominableMaurice L' AbominablePřed měsícem
    • u got that right, broh

      Abomi NableAbomi NablePřed měsícem
  • Is there any credibility left for Poopbert the baby clown? The simple-minded "political analyst" is nothing more than a low-class buffoon making silly noises to find significance among the late night group-rhink zoombies.

    James LynnJames LynnPřed měsícem
  • I just pay extra $1.53 for drive belt for my cubcadet

    ishibibinab Doelishibibinab DoelPřed měsícem
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    Jorge NatalJorge NatalPřed měsícem
  • So we pay the tariff/taxes, then we subsidize the farmers/Trump's base. Sounds like welfare to me. Sorry, I feel bad for y'all, but you brought it on yourselves by forcing this nutter on the rest of us. So don't be...what did Romney call it?...takers. You'll just have to pull yourselves up by your muddy boot straps. You didn't mind the pain when it was inflicted on others. Bon appetit!

    Lori TracyLori TracyPřed měsícem
  • Putin is laughing really hard.

    MrPathorockMrPathorockPřed měsícem
  • A genius host ever!

    stone aussiestone aussiePřed měsícem
  • Do Trump supporters watch this show?

    Holden McGroinHolden McGroinPřed měsícem
  • He builds walls instead of bridges, trade war instead of opening trade, and instead of truth, justice and the American way, it’s lies, “witch hunts” and we’re all going to Hell!

    Sam DaySam DayPřed měsícem
  • Let china take over the world and they all happy to migrate or refuge to china .. 😆

    Don taDon taPřed měsícem
  • Make America divide finally.

    Uwak YawaUwak YawaPřed měsícem
  • Haha sadly it’s true about the summary part...

    Senni ChanSenni ChanPřed měsícem
  • Yo there's an ad for Wells Fargo offering friendly financial advice... GTFO While I'm commenting, we do need a new trade deal with China but negotiated by someone defending the workers

    Jacob EdwardJacob EdwardPřed měsícem
  • Colbert, if they gave this clown an enema there would be nothing left but a pair of shoes.

    Walt SchmidtWalt SchmidtPřed měsícem
  • 叔叔,有人学探心把咩泡咩吔,,,小孩会不会被哪个丫??。

    刘宇龙刘宇龙Před měsícem
  • Are Kimmel and Colbert related? They have many similarities.

    D SD SPřed měsícem
  • This is actually the only policy of Trump i agree with.

    Greg DavisGreg DavisPřed měsícem
    • It absolutely should have happened already. I just wish someone more capable was handling this delicate problem😅

      TripwireTripwirePřed měsícem
  • I need that cover to turn into a real song..... Wow for some seconds of an intro

    kemzyaccokemzyaccoPřed měsícem
  • Yeah, He Want's To Rebrand It A Trump War, The Whitehouse Will Be The TrumpHouse, The Mexico Border Wall, Well You Can Work It Out, Unless You Voted Trump I Guess.

    Gordon WelfordGordon WelfordPřed měsícem
  • *quietly starts a patreon to force China to pay the tarrifs and gets right wingers to donate* Fools and their money are so very easily parted. Why should that guy who crowdfunded the wall have all the yachts?

    NoisesNoisesPřed měsícem
  • Trump is doing a right thing, save the economy of the USA from being ripping off by China. You should ask why democrats did not do anything for the past decades

    Zhang SandyZhang SandyPřed měsícem
    • Rip off? then US should 1) hook your dollar back to your gold again, stop printing them like tissue paper and spend it like nothing. 2) realize every dollar you spent out, you actually get something back (labor/materials/products). It's called trade, not rip. You can lock your country and tax the import goods as you want but you do know there's something called FOB price for the seller right? They are not paying your import tax

      shinya1215shinya1215Před měsícem
  • Damn dude you destroyed Trump on this. Great stuff just great 👌

    Dahvon ColonDahvon ColonPřed měsícem
  • Give 15 billion dollars to farmers (which is the dreaded Socialism the Republicans cringe from) and give food to the poor. Who is paying for the. Collection, transportation, and distribution of all this produce? What a dumb 💩.....

    Ann ValenciaAnn ValenciaPřed měsícem

    ggg tttggg tttPřed měsícem
  • Excuse me! My simple brain can not do such a complex math! One item is 10/dollar before; after 25% tariff increases, it could be 12.5 dollars or more obviously. How much more I have to pay? Would it possibly the item remain the same price? If the US importers can easily import the product from other countries, why can’t they have done it years ago, only some clothing things do though. It is possible, Because these giant brands actually have their own factories in China. They earn double points and not tax to the federal government, cause the trade deficit even worse? Why the US companies don’t build their factories in US? US monetary system is a double edged sword.

    Amy ZhaoAmy ZhaoPřed měsícem
  • To be honest , i would like to see trump win the 2020 election again , Because it will hurt china economic and technology for most 5 years ,but china will built their own high technology industry and found another supplier very soon , of cause USA will rebuilt their manufacturing again ,its good for both side, the situation will be both side hurt first then both side growing later . But , in the long term , China will win , Because China will fill their last gap , the USA will just become a big industry country , The only game point is SPEED!! who gonna finish their job first?? its a very simple question , you know the answer if you a reasonable people. PEACE!----- from china

    Tianyu WanTianyu WanPřed měsícem
  • You know what I do believe the President Donald Trump is not quite good at math!haha!

    Shirui WangShirui WangPřed měsícem
  • Trump's going to bankrupt us all!!

    Henry BrackensHenry BrackensPřed měsícem
  • Trump started trade war...choice wrong enemy...

    CitraCitraPřed měsícem
  • Jess got talent

    Jing WangJing WangPřed měsícem
  • This cold beer guy is awesome

    muddy muddermuddy mudderPřed měsícem
  • When a group of MAFIA sit in the house what will happen to the world...America Democracy a big big JOKES

    ken Yipken YipPřed měsícem
  • Only the smarts can spot the similarity: Bush Junior: Iraq has WMD. Trump: Huawei is a national security threat.

    sevenorsevenorPřed měsícem
    • sevenor WMD:Washing Machine powDer

      Zexin FanZexin FanPřed měsícem
  • trump wants to raise tax but he invents a in-direct tax so everybody pays for which is called the TARIFFS. so beautiful.

    HK ROTTENHK ROTTENPřed měsícem
  • Forget you Stephen. I wanna see more of John. 😍

    Shelly-Ann DaleyShelly-Ann DaleyPřed měsícem
  • So where will Trump have all his cloths made now if not in China?

    The BoarThe BoarPřed měsícem
  • why don't they put that much effort into showing when the stock market goes back up? What is this CNN?

    Dean WilliamDean WilliamPřed měsícem
  • da bă... "could we call it a trade war? NO!".

    unreal011unreal011Před měsícem
  • Bartender, may I please have one of whatever Stephen's been having?

    sonyahannahsonyahannahPřed měsícem
  • all China has to do is export their mostly finished products to other countries so labeling does not say it's made in China. now we can ship soy bean to other countries but lb for lb not good economic sense.....

    Mukta108Mukta108Před měsícem
  • Love how Stephen finally caves on "holiday themed sex dungeon industry!" ;)

    Moi SMoi SPřed měsícem
  • U.S needs -TRUMP- *OBAMA* ✔️

    BULL RAYBULL RAYPřed 2 měsíci
  • And by the way THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER TERM FOR THIS SPOILED MORON! He and his corrupt family and administration are going down. And Putin better stay out of it! :(

    Songs MirthSongs MirthPřed 2 měsíci
  • Trump has never known what he's doing. He can't even write well and has to have someone else to it. I think this was Barron. Trump's an idiot even dealing with Xi and Kim. Both in for life and both don't care about the people of their country. China goes by Marxism and foreign companies have all but left because of China's motto. "If you can cheat someone then cheat them." They believe in making and spending money today. They worship money and will even cheat their government to get it. Look up nail houses. Watch Winston's videos. He married a Chinese Doctor and has lived in China for 13 years. There is no Social Security or health plans in China. Someone gets cancer they use self remedies. And if you marry a Chinese woman you take on the responsibility of ALL her family. You need to have a house and a car. It's really sick. A lot of men can't even find wives because of Mao's one baby rule. So some are being kidnapped from other countries. Human trafficking is going on. And China is taking over Africa. Winston is from South Africa and he shows it. In one town a bunch of Chinese police officers take over a police station there. The Chinese come into a region, loan and pay for all kinds of stuff. When the people can't pay them back. . they take over the city! I kid you not. Look up what Winston shows in his videos. And Xi plans to do that to all of Africa I believe. And so does Winston and he's from there. "serpentza." Scary what Xi is doing. Instead of taking care of the people who are eating rats in his country he's loaning billions to other countries. :( Songs

    Songs MirthSongs MirthPřed 2 měsíci
  • That trump is playing with fire... IF China really wanted a trade war, they could do several things, one more devastating than the other, either subsidize the shit out of the global market, or refuse to sell anything to the US... It'd tank the prices of goods in the rest of the world, but the hairball doesn't seem to care about the rest of the world himself, so fudge him... If China really wants to play hard, they could just pull all their US investments at once and see the world burn, while they have production capacity enough to win the business of the rest of us (not in the US), while still being pretty self sustainable. IF China wanted to, they could make the US seem as isolated as NK, time would stop, practically, and US would run out of avocados and maple syrup in a matter of weeks. Why doesn't that lard lump realize that the reason for his success is the free and global market? Edit: I'm sure that the EU will be happy to amp up the machinery that's in store, to earn on the CN needs of agri products, back in the 90's we had butter mountains building up because the cold war was finally over, so EU agri is actually rather limited by now, to avoid food waste, but if there are buyers, I'm sure those rules can be rolled back in less than a year. Besides, the purchasers can brag about products being GMO-free or even organic. Have fun mr. "president"... you may very well have caused the imbalance that will crash your nations exports more than they already were... I can only wonder how long the big G wants to stay in a politically unstable country.

    Benjamin VestergaardBenjamin VestergaardPřed 2 měsíci
  • Why do you call that jerk off president?

    BEEN DEERBEEN DEERPřed 2 měsíci
  • Funny of him to assume he's going to get a second term.

    Zach KellnerZach KellnerPřed 2 měsíci
  • I don't watch this show but I like his impersonations of Trump

    wayshower13wayshower13Před 2 měsíci
  • 2:27 friends anybody?

    Harsh MittalHarsh MittalPřed 2 měsíci
  • Can hardly wait for 2020 to get this lying egomaniac out on the street where he belongs

    James KowalskiJames KowalskiPřed 2 měsíci
Trump Wants To Rebrand His Trade War