Trump Labels The Trade War A \'Little Squabble\'

Today's Donald Trump vocabulary word of the day: squabble.
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  • Nothin like a lop eared political professional to tell the general public what's right...never thought we were capable of thinking for ourselves..what a dum azz. And people actually follow this group think idiot.

    j jerstadj jerstadPřed hodinou
  • Trump is the Al Bundy of politics. “I scored three touchdowns in one game!” Quit living in the past.

    Dany’elDany’elPřed 2 hodinami
  • I'm Canadian so I'm happy. More supply in China means lower prices for Canada. Plus, we expect a heck of lot more cross border shopping as Americans travel to Canada to buy stuff for lower prices. Americans already travel in caravans to Canada to buy the medicine they need to survive. America has fallen so far.

    BillBillPřed 5 hodinami
  • Jesus christ steven get out of your echo chamber.

    plastic Spoonplastic SpoonPřed 8 hodinami
  • Even after the last couple episodes... I'd still rather have Daenerys for President than Trump.

    Captain PhoenixCaptain PhoenixPřed 11 hodinami
  • So what's his Presidency? A little dictatorship?

    Captain PhoenixCaptain PhoenixPřed 11 hodinami
  • I'm with you on all the important things, Stephen. Those sneakers a light grey and teal. 😁

    cannibalbananascannibalbananasPřed 14 hodinami
  • Colbert, not only are you not relevant, but you're not funny and need to find something else to talk about. Whether you like him or not, the President was ELECTED BY THE PEOPLE. He has improved the economy, reduced taxes, put people back to work and has been rewarded for his work by false accusations from his opponents. So Mr. Cobert, in the words of your hero Hillary, just move on.

    Scott GilbertsenScott GilbertsenPřed 16 hodinami
  • Comedy much....nah

    Matthew KeyesMatthew KeyesPřed 16 hodinami
  • Highest rated days in Television is now fake media.

    My SpaceMy SpacePřed 17 hodinami
  • End of age of Pandaren

    Joshua CJoshua CPřed 19 hodinami
  • Maybe all of Dems / GOP candidates FIRST need to read a report or watch the news... Unfortunately, US OWNS already to Chine 45% of the "national US debt"... So, it will be a very interesting day WHEN / if / for sure... actually WHEN China requests the 45% $$$$ in cash or in cash / no goods or promises, and no freshly printed out dollar bills :) Actually, I have no idea, as I don't work for the Chinese government, but I am guessing - they will request the payment in Euro in 12 or 24 months time-frame :) That will be the "wake-me-up-day" for everyone.

    Julia NicoleJulia NicolePřed 19 hodinami
  • “Extra sad, extra crispy”🤣🤣🤣

    Ron BRon BPřed dnem
  • I notice if you put thumbs down on this blog it does not record. Lol

    Blake LeishmanBlake LeishmanPřed dnem

    J CJ CPřed dnem
  • A lot of our heros in the armed forces will enjoy pissing on trump's grave when he finally kicks the bucket from KFC poisoning

    Anthony CamachoAnthony CamachoPřed dnem
  • People viewed in shock.

    Shawn BainShawn BainPřed dnem
  • nightmare is colbert still has a job.....not an example of you get what you pay for,,,,,

    lon arbucklelon arbucklePřed dnem
  • I could literally give my doggo a wig and he be a better boi of a president. At least his barking makes sense, and his shit comes out of his butthole, not his twitter feed.

    Alex A.Alex A.Před dnem
  • As Chinese, we don't like to take everything seriously.The term trade war has only appeared in the American and western media.In fact, in China, our official media doesn't use words like "trade war".The words we use are trade friction or trade conflict.It's just that we privately joke about trade wars based on your media.But trump is so tough, he needs us to change our laws and allow American troops in China.So we think he's just an old man who likes to make trouble.In today's world, there is such a thing as a country amending the laws of another country.At least in sovereign independent countries, we have not heard of, perhaps he does not have common sense.At the same time our life is not much impact, people do not care about this matter, because nothing has changed prices.I also admit that some Chinese companies try to avoid paying taxes by simply moving their goods anywhere else for reprocessing and labeling.After all, no matter how powerful trump is, he can't impose tariffs on the entire world.

  • Trump's approval numbers are higher than Obama's at the same time in his presidency even thou Trump has been attacked 24/7 for 3 years . He's done alot a great things that don't get reported . The attempted coup has been thwarted !!!! If you don't think he's doing the right thing regarding China, please do a little research. The Military and veterans love Trump, he's done more for us than the last 4 administrations combined!!! I could go on and on, you know Trump donates his salary to charity right?

    Cherokee FractionCherokee FractionPřed dnem
  • "That's an insane and fake suggestion.... Would I do it? Absolutely" ... Said the orange genius.

    Petyr KowalskiPetyr KowalskiPřed dnem
  • Wow, Donald Trump, the Disgraceful Moron™ is stupid beyond normal human limits. I'm impressed.

    Melchizedek Phuah Siow JinMelchizedek Phuah Siow JinPřed dnem
  • Days have ratings? And sadly I do remember the stunned conversations driving to work, on the following day. One of my bosses had a personal policy of Never Agreeing With A Subordinate, but Trump actually got him to agree with the other four people in the car: "They're crazy, these Americans!"

    CoraMendiCoraMendiPřed dnem
  • You are cracking me up! Pick me up off the floor...Colbert for Senate!!!

    Nancy ChandlerNancy ChandlerPřed dnem
  • What farm product??, all of that has been wiped out by flooding and rainfall, what the heck!!

    Yoko JacobsonYoko JacobsonPřed dnem
  • "Ride my 🐲and 🔥 Washington to the ground" that was true!, it was a absolutely and totally night mare!😱

    Yoko JacobsonYoko JacobsonPřed dnem
  • Trump 2020!!!

    JackJackPřed dnem
  • Record American farmers' bankruptcies and suicides. Enjoy!

    Steven BeeSteven BeePřed dnem
  • 10:06 Trump just pulled a Rick James there

    brain56brain56Před dnem
  • Trump writes like a child. LOL

    Ace1000ks1975Ace1000ks1975Před dnem
  • Does this fool's monologue ever change? I mean he's no Johnny or Jay. He's just boring.

    MaddPeanutMaddPeanutPřed dnem
  • $1000 pair of socks from China. LOL It'd be cheaper to make them here...… crickets...… oh yeah, that's the point. November 8 2016 was a high day for me too...…. I think it was a sativa. We wrap up democracy by allowing federal law enforcement, intelligence and revenue agencies to illegally surveil US citizens. Compared to shooting war a trade war is a squabble.

    MaddPeanutMaddPeanutPřed dnem
  • Jon I want you to know I always sing it back

    Caitlin Jo PepeCaitlin Jo PepePřed 2 dny
  • Light grey and turquoise

    Kiwiboii SupertrampKiwiboii SupertrampPřed 2 dny
  • I think we're in little to no danger of Trump declaring a thumb war with anyone. --Dave, one, two, three, four ... also he can't count that high without getting distracted

    David DeLaneyDavid DeLaneyPřed 2 dny
  • Yes, its light grey and green

    K NK NPřed 2 dny
  • So funny!

    G BeatyG BeatyPřed 2 dny
  • Sneakers are

    Joy SmithJoy SmithPřed 2 dny
  • It is grey and mint green hahahhaa

    Joy SmithJoy SmithPřed 2 dny
  • You drove him nuts Trump

    Joy SmithJoy SmithPřed 2 dny
  • Bullshit Trump who would watch you Putin was about the only one

    Joy SmithJoy SmithPřed 2 dny
  • Yah his hair is t glued good enough for the wind

    Joy SmithJoy SmithPřed 2 dny
  • I for one didn't watch TV because I knew I could get a good nights sleep. I don't think I've woken up yet from the nightmare that ensued so I'm pretty sure this is all a bad dream and I'm really, REALLY ready to wake up from this most disturbing of dreams.

    DJM-anonDJM-anonPřed 2 dny
  • Better hurry up and buy a prosthetic ear, Spock.

    Mark W.Mark W.Před 2 dny
  • They should make underwear with Trump's face on the rear, I'd shit my pants every time I wear them.

    Quentin StygerQuentin StygerPřed 2 dny
  • Once Trump became elected comedy is seeming to take a 4 year vacation. I'm not saying I'm a Trump supporter, but ever since he was elected the majority of comedy writers and comedians have been straying away from writing clever and funny jokes and has backpedaled into making unoriginal jabs at a single man and even stooping as low as seeing comedy as imitating a mans voice like an elementary scholars perception or comedy...for 4 years straight!I'm tired of it. I want real comedy back

    ThorinThorinPřed 2 dny
  • Tom Cotton does not seem to understand the great role that farmers play...far greater than being in any military. Farmers are essential in life, the military is not. Cotton is a wooden hack for the Koch brothers while he ignores the needs of the people of Ark who actually pay his salary & cushy benefits...also supported him when he enlisted. So much for gratitude or any understanding about Life on Earth.

    Sandra GarrattSandra GarrattPřed 2 dny
  • " enjoy" ???😵😵😵😱😱😂😂😂😂😂God, what a moron 😂😂😂

    Em bEm bPřed 2 dny
  • That was NOT green!! It was light grey and a shade of BLUE! (Cyan) Guess I'll see you in hell. 🤷 Oh well, it'll be fun! 😎

    desigheedesigheePřed 2 dny
  • 👩‍🎤So China 🇨🇳 tariffs USA 🇺🇸 #1 Beer 🍻 #2 Wine 🍷 #3 Swimsuits 👙 It sounds like "Spring Break" is going to be in China 🇨🇳 next season 🤽‍♂️🏊🍻🍷👙🐉🐲

    Christine PierceChristine PiercePřed 2 dny
  • Someone should point out that airplanes and cats kill more birds then wind turbines. I've seen more birds hit by cars this year than I've seen hurt/killed in any other manner.

    Masha MitchellMasha MitchellPřed 2 dny
  • So many cupcakes casualties...

    dansarale alesardandansarale alesardanPřed 2 dny
  • #UMUST talk of the #REALRecyclingTruth ... #4AYearNowChina ... #CHINANoLongerTAKESOurRecycles

    Craig FennigCraig FennigPřed 2 dny
  • I dislike Trump soooo much it’s hard for me to admit this but I agree that we have too much dependency in China and we need to start investing in our own country businesses. China’s stuff is cheep quality that promotes pollution and waste. It’s what supports a disposable product consumption lifestyle which has lead us to where we are with global warming.

    freakingtvfreakingtvPřed 2 dny
  • What the fuck... The sneaker was pink and white until he said light gray and green now I see gray and green.

    Jon ButlerJon ButlerPřed 2 dny
  • Leave it to Trump to exaggerate or minimize. He's perfect as a troll on twitter.

    CipherBytesCipherBytesPřed 2 dny
  • For a guy who thinks he's a genius builder he sure does paint himself into a lo of corners.

    Don BerryDon BerryPřed 2 dny
  • He should lead by example. Use an American made smartphone.

    aspookyfoxaspookyfoxPřed 2 dny
  • And then I don't know what the hell happened when he said squabble War civil squabble I started laughing so hard I couldn't even breathe.

    Andy LAndy LPřed 2 dny
  • Enjoy! Oh jesus I just choked!

    Andy LAndy LPřed 2 dny
  • I take the “green thing” off my burger. Veggies should NOT be on burgers, just like fruit shouldn’t be on a burger. Eat your veggies separate or don’t have a burger at all. :)

    Nunyo BidnessNunyo BidnessPřed 2 dny
  • Yeah honey i'll take the garbage out.

    Mo AMo APřed 2 dny
  • Mint green and grey

    Tebigong101Tebigong101Před 2 dny
  • Soviet Union GDP: 50% of USA Military: similar Political power: similar Result: SU divided and Russia's GDP is only 10% of USA Japan GDP: 70% of USA Military: rely on USA Political power: rely on USA Result: Japan's GDP is now 25% of USA That's why Trump says 'we always win'.

    Mengdi XuMengdi XuPřed 2 dny
  • Demented and delussional and this man is your President!

    Conny BartelsConny BartelsPřed 2 dny
  • It was the Trump-league who exported all jobs to China and started the destruction of US manufacturing...

    Tom AndriesTom AndriesPřed 2 dny
  • All China has to do is stop selling electronics to the USA and Trump would be finished.

    Jay SmithJay SmithPřed 2 dny
  • It's a miracle Rump can get his swollen head through a door.

    Jay SmithJay SmithPřed 2 dny
  • Since Trump made Canada shelf their substandard products, Canadian made products now say so. Just cause we have to shelf american, dose not mean we have to buy it. Canadians will shop Canadian. The world dose not need the USA. Noone in the World needs your trainwreck of a Country.

    matthew benardmatthew benardPřed 3 dny
  • Of all the People who get shot daylie in america is a wonder we can find a bullet for this lying sack of shit. Hes earned a bullet in the mouth. Maybe then he will shut the fuck up and die like he should have a long time ago.

    matthew benardmatthew benardPřed 3 dny
  • Maybe when he's no longer President, Trump will launch a new reality TV show i.e. 'Chopper-Chat'. He'll tour America answering questions about e.g. How to avoid impeachment, paying taxes, and criminal charges for multiple sex-offences, while his chopper stands by ready to whisk him away to another lawn for another 'Chopper-Chat'...

    Deborah MahmoudiehDeborah MahmoudiehPřed 3 dny
  • OH fuck you tom Cotton. Arkansas's biggest industry are chicken farmers and you try to spin it about the troops.

    Christian KneupperChristian KneupperPřed 3 dny
  • Tarrifs don't effect Ivankas products.. daddies lil girl

    Just MeJust MePřed 3 dny
  • How can the economy be booming the national debt is soaring and large businesses are closing their doors?

    Just MeJust MePřed 3 dny
  • Yes .. Definately Trump must be Impeached !!!

    Lee MatileLee MatilePřed 3 dny
  • Colbert has been so wrong about Trump for the last three years.

    Ashvin LakshmikanthaAshvin LakshmikanthaPřed 3 dny
  • What's the controversy? The sneaker is obviously grey and yanni.

    Bruce BakerBruce BakerPřed 3 dny
  • Although it's hardly little, maybe he just equates "little" with everything since he has little hands and probably other body parts considering how he tries to compenate for those with his incessant tweeting, his massive ego and all thar "intelligence" he thinks he has.☺☺

    Kellie StevensKellie StevensPřed 3 dny
  • Enjoy! lmao Why does he always say that???

    Google UserGoogle UserPřed 3 dny
  • Love Trump or Hate him. As an outside observer he is setting the states up for a "huge" victory. There will never be a deal signed. The goal is to drive businesses out of China hopefully back to the states but to get them to leave China, China retaliates by punishing American business further it's almost comical. The Billions the states is going to make sorry the hundreds of billions rhe states will make will off set anything China can do. I don't see a deal ever being reached and that is to the benefit of the states. China can't win here.

    Cam BowkowyCam BowkowyPřed 3 dny
  • Gee wiz, do I really need to come down from Boston to sing with Mr. Piano man? Does no one keep up with these before visiting?

    Blake HiteBlake HitePřed 3 dny
  • ocd will destroy your life colbert get help.

    Antifa UnitedAntifa UnitedPřed 3 dny
  • Sometimes you have to go with the lesser of two evils unfortunately we decided to go full highway to hell.

    Ray OlmedaRay OlmedaPřed 3 dny
  • this douche bag would be unemployed without Trump ...

    dodge driverdodge driverPřed 3 dny
    • Stephen sucks

      dodge driverdodge driverPřed 3 dny
    • Wrong!!!!!!!! You must be the DUMBEST. The Colbert Report, the daily show, but of course you only watch state run tv FAUX NEWS. GTFOH, why are you even here on this you tube channel! Stephen is HILARIOUS

      TUESTUESPřed 3 dny
  • pink and white sneaker

    kimaya krystalkimaya krystalPřed 3 dny
  • Wanna know what else kills birds? Houses. Skyscrapers. Suppose we shouldn't build any more of those either then.

    M HM HPřed 3 dny
  • Sorry....nothing for the farmers. Trump is screwing the people that voted for him. They put him in office...enjoy the empty wallet farmers. Brought to you by Donald Trump

    Joseph GibbonsJoseph GibbonsPřed 3 dny
  • Wow spoiler alert next time! :p

    Dolby109Dolby109Před 3 dny
  • The only reason Trump crafts a trade war is to manipulate the stock market. Shares goes down, they buy. Shares goes up they sell. Millions to his family and friends. One tweet does it all.

    Sweet Bananas!Sweet Bananas!Před 3 dny
  • I remember that night, I didn't sleep well that night or for the next few weeks. It inflicted scars that will never heal. And that was before I found out the Electoral College had pulled another coup.

    pschroeter1pschroeter1Před 3 dny
  • Honestly TURMP'S STUPIDITY IS WITHOUT LIMIT. Hahahahahahahahaha.

    ZadZadrackZadZadrackPřed 3 dny
  • squabble.. good god yall what is it good for...

    Gordon BagshawGordon BagshawPřed 3 dny
  • America also has a trade war with the European union.....enjoy

    Terry BlackTerry BlackPřed 3 dny
  • That's not gypsum, that is Pomeranian. Golden Pomeranian, look it up.

    Lippman FamilyLippman FamilyPřed 3 dny
  • Now that the farmers are gearing up to receive billions in welfare, will they still BS around talking about socialism? They get shafted by a con man they voted in and instead of paying the price for it, they get to leach billions off the American tax payer.

    Elliot MorandiElliot MorandiPřed 3 dny
  • I find the idea of impeaching Donald Trump deplorable He should shot.. as an answer for continually conducting a treasonous presidency. personally I find this too little too late..

    on the stage in the audience at the same timeon the stage in the audience at the same timePřed 3 dny
  • Hmm...well shoot....guess I was the only one not watching on that day on November 2016. :D

    TheRealSneakersTheRealSneakersPřed 3 dny
  • Trump is such a nitwit, does he ever hear his mindless nonsense that come out of the hole of his face?

    Jesse FJesse FPřed 3 dny
  • All American are feeling this in their pocket is is emptying without gaining anything His trade war with China is net negatively affecting the USA business and citizens alike.... Just buy the book How I destroyed America by Donald Trump

    on the stage in the audience at the same timeon the stage in the audience at the same timePřed 3 dny
Trump Labels The Trade War A \'Little Squabble\'