Sex Shops Have Amazing Customer Service - Dina Hashem

Dina Hashem explains why she couldn’t compete with her ex-boyfriend’s fetish, admires the customer service at sex shops and examines the hubris of saying “God bless you.” (Contains strong language.)
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  • Jeez she's good I'm dying

    DiCola119DiCola119Před 4 hodinami
  • thicc

    soph teasoph teaPřed 14 hodinami
  • great comedian!

    nnPřed 14 hodinami
  • I have a new mega crush, and it’s Dina 😍

    Joey TeterJoey TeterPřed 16 hodinami
  • She sounds so fucking dead inside. I love her.😁

    doublebun gemmydoublebun gemmyPřed 17 hodinami
  • Complicite in her hubris lol. Gold

    Jestex GarciaJestex GarciaPřed dnem
  • Female Dimitri Martin

    Shark BaitShark BaitPřed dnem
  • Oh shiiiii i just watched her do the insult battle! Stoked to know Dina got BIG!!!!

    Kaitlyn LevyKaitlyn LevyPřed dnem
  • I've never had a comedian speak that way to a crowd. Wanna get a room?

    Emily LovelyEmily LovelyPřed 3 dny
  • "What? A car AND a clean dick?? _somebody made a deal with the devil"_

    wolfuuwolfuuPřed 3 dny
  • She sounds half asleep like damn girl u okay? U get enough sleep???

    PurpleoctopiePurpleoctopiePřed 3 dny
  • Female comedians talk more about sex than men do. Lol

    Neito MonomaNeito MonomaPřed 3 dny
  • "I lost a hamster when I was 12" i had to pause the video I was laughing so much

    AnnTheAnonymousAnnTheAnonymousPřed 4 dny
  • She's like the daughter of Steven Wright and Mitch Hedberg

    woebegone wankerwoebegone wankerPřed 4 dny
  • In this economy? *grunts*

    darcipeepsdarcipeepsPřed 5 dny
  • THE TRUE ROASTMASTER CHAMPION THEY CHEATED HER

    Equane BlueEquane BluePřed 6 dny
  • Id hit

    Donald WilsonDonald WilsonPřed 7 dny
  • Hey, look. A female comedian talking about relationships.......That's new.

    Wh0isTh3D0ct0rWh0isTh3D0ct0rPřed 8 dny
  • Her voice is so dry, it makes her jokes funnier!

    Juwon OlubanwoJuwon OlubanwoPřed 8 dny
  • As soon as I hear a woman comic reference her vagina... BYYYYYYE.

    Sly KSly KPřed 8 dny
  • The first weekend I spent with my new guy landed us at the sex store...it made for interesting and open conversation later and some great laughs. Going back this weekend! 😂

    Marti BrownMarti BrownPřed 12 dny
  • "Somebody made a deal with the devil" That sent me😂😂😂

    Ladarrius ArringtonLadarrius ArringtonPřed 12 dny
  • i once said 'God bless you' to a guy who just farted loudly. he didn't say thank you either. kinda makes u wonder the meaning of it all.

    Just Another Shitty YouTube ChannelJust Another Shitty YouTube ChannelPřed 13 dny
  • 3:03 “I’m sorry I don’t uh, I don’t like to make jokes about my **click click** vagina” **Amy Schumer has left the chat**

    JessinyaJessinyaPřed 14 dny
  • I love this lady

    Matangaro MatangaroMatangaro MatangaroPřed 14 dny
  • anna kendrick. anyone?

    Anita LewAnita LewPřed 16 dny
  • OK it's not a haunted house.

    Cutie Breeze1Cutie Breeze1Před 16 dny
  • The ending was so good

    sgk9sgk9sgk9sgk9Před 16 dny
  • She is funny... She is right, Sex Shops do have great customer service... I was in Dublin last year with my boyfriend and went into a Sex Shop ... The owner of the shop was very authoritative about various lubes .. And with a straight face.. I thought to myself" I can't believe that I'm having this conversation about lubes with a stranger in Ireland right now! LOL

    Smitten KittenSmitten KittenPřed 17 dny
  • I think her comedy is funny and I like it but I fucking hate these pretentious fucks in the audience... laughing so fake and loud. Why do people do this? It's fucking stupid.. you can enjoy the comedy and have a chuckle but we dont need to hear you 6 rows up, when she hasn't even got to the punchline?

    Konnecta 0101010Konnecta 0101010Před 20 dny
  • This girl crushed that dude in roast battle... looks like she is still crushing it.

    Konnecta 0101010Konnecta 0101010Před 20 dny
  • You can tell that ass is fat & jiggly af 🤤

    iMet Sauce Walka in AustiniMet Sauce Walka in AustinPřed 21 dnem
  • I like her hips.

    LOWONBILLETSLOWONBILLETSPřed 22 dny
  • Lol can we switch out Amy Schumer with her please?

    John the Pixelized GuyJohn the Pixelized GuyPřed 23 dny
  • One of the females ever

    XIV WordsXIV WordsPřed 24 dny
  • Haha in this economy

    roro rorororo roroPřed 25 dny
  • I thought the phrase "god bless you" was only for religious people. I would feel really awkward too if people were saying it to me.

    DesimereDesimerePřed 25 dny
  • God I love Dina

    RAINFOREST MINTSRAINFOREST MINTSPřed 25 dny
  • She’s awesome. Hope she gets big!

    Bath House BeckyBath House BeckyPřed 25 dny
  • Instantly love this comedian !!!!!

    Obie OneObie OnePřed 25 dny
  • damn shes lost a lot of weight

    Rakshith BekalRakshith BekalPřed 27 dny
  • Ranking high on my "meh" meter.

    fkovacs1fkovacs1Před 28 dny
  • Who ON EARTH is the girl at 3:00

    Soufiane EzzaimSoufiane EzzaimPřed 28 dny
  • Put it on speed ×1.25

    StargirlshayStargirlshayPřed 28 dny
  • She had a couple great jokes but overall not a great performance, just my opinion.

    GmasterjoeGmasterjoePřed 28 dny
  • 0:47 I thought she was gonna steal Burnhams joke.

    ChlorineMusicChlorineMusicPřed 28 dny
  • Why is it that every Female stand up comedian talks about her V only. Im not against it ... but why just that ? are'nt there other things to talk about. Is it still very liberating for a woman to talk about her Vagina and laugh about it ? Grow up girls !!!

    raza shahraza shahPřed 29 dny
    • Men that do stand up talk about their penises too. They even hump the air but I agree I do get tired of people talking about their genitals

      Dana RDana RPřed 28 dny
  • "I'm not scared of anything" ok, it's not a haunted house! like what did you see down there? 😅😅😅

    Corbin MorrisonCorbin MorrisonPřed 29 dny
  • It's dead quite ..lol. It's not a haunted house down there ..😅😂

    Lori WiseLori WisePřed měsícem
  • 2 minutes in... I can't take this

    Alexandru - Teodor StrugaruAlexandru - Teodor StrugaruPřed měsícem
  • I got a feeling this will suck more that she does

    Alexandru - Teodor StrugaruAlexandru - Teodor StrugaruPřed měsícem
  • do female comedians talk only about sex, relationships and their vagina? Don't they have anything else to bring up??

    ExTaCiiiExTaCiiiPřed měsícem
    • That's all they have.

      TheMegaGamingWizardTheMegaGamingWizardPřed 27 dny
  • Wait, does this actually air on Comedy Central? There's a lot of unedited graphic language (she outright says FUCK multiple times). Have things changed on CC and they allow it now?

    EnzoTheBakerEnzoTheBakerPřed měsícem
  • # know the product

    ALL ONEALL ONEPřed měsícem
  • ey its that roast lady!

    Exotic_GhoulExotic_GhoulPřed měsícem
  • "Feel a life inside of you...?" Hey, give him credit that he was trying to kick his necrophilia.

    Gene RiddellGene RiddellPřed měsícem
  • Is it just me or does anyone else thought that she looks like Alison Hannigan ?

    A FanA FanPřed měsícem
  • "I lost a hamster when I was twelve." LULZ!! 🤣

    Stephanie ButenhofStephanie ButenhofPřed měsícem
  • سامجة

    rawan hassanrawan hassanPřed měsícem
  • She is funny!!!! 😂😂😂👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

    Moe BurseyMoe BurseyPřed měsícem
  • I spoon with my pillows so I don't feel alone at night

    kanookkanookPřed měsícem
  • “Or maybe she’s a cunt idk”

    Evan ArnoldEvan ArnoldPřed měsícem
  • she really reminds me of Kristen Schaal

    scarlett scullyscarlett scullyPřed měsícem
  • Wasn't even that funny tbh, women joking about sex is wayyyyy to common and unfunny

    KDC RunThatKDC RunThatPřed měsícem
  • If tina belcher grew up and became a comedian

    tomboii 07tomboii 07Před měsícem
  • hooray more dina hashem!!! if you havent then you must check out her roast battles, deadly

    DrabeeDrabeePřed měsícem
  • LMAO but her last name is Hashem which is G-d's name in hebrew

    catcatPřed měsícem
  • A car and a clean dick... I wish I got that catcall 😂

    hfbhfbPřed měsícem
  • Cute Funny and kinda thick 😋

    DaveDavePřed měsícem
  • Ewww she wasn't funny and sounded boring. The way she talked about sex sounded gross.

    PODCAST KATPODCAST KATPřed měsícem
  • Female comedians only talk about sex, and it gets boring but.... She's ok. She good.

    Hufflepufflez :3Hufflepufflez :3Před měsícem
  • She is blowing up. Well deserved too. Her roasts are savage.

    Psyco MantisPsyco MantisPřed měsícem
  • She rules! She's my fave.

    Sugar EdwardsSugar EdwardsPřed měsícem
  • literally boring

    Marianna OstrovMarianna OstrovPřed měsícem
  • I'm Alive 😂😂😂

    jbmp1390jbmp1390Před měsícem
  • “How bout these anal beads?” “In this economy? Oof”

    Brenden GoodmanBrenden GoodmanPřed měsícem
  • S T O P. R A P E I N G. B A B I E S Haaa // this is true // ...oh wow ,some people are likethat// its about the extra fluid pregnant chicks make // yeah let's// later

    digital subliminal messagesdigital subliminal messagesPřed měsícem
  • woow ahe was actually fun.rare but nice :)

    MKANDRESTINPEACEMKANDRESTINPEACEPřed měsícem
  • Men are generally more funny than women are. Men have to learn humor early in order to attract mates. That's why there are so many ugly mofos with trophy wives. Anyway, she was barely funny. 1.75 stars out of 5.

    Jer BerusJer BerusPřed měsícem
  • Who knew woman can be funny. I'm a fan.

    danny ramirezdanny ramirezPřed měsícem
  • Ok I like her but sex jokes to riding the train without mention of how that is um... in and of itself a potential punch line to her jokes about sex is pretty dumb... and the train joke rules. Sheesh. Segway better lady.

    pete burkeetpete burkeetPřed měsícem
  • She's so much better than amy schummer. I hate it when her netflix specials pop up... Ugh

    [I]rules. Shelby[I]rules. ShelbyPřed měsícem
  • She was funny AND cute! Wonder where they found her?

    astro nerdastro nerdPřed měsícem
  • She's really cute and funny. Women calling other women cunts somehow gives me faith in feminism.

    JaystingsJaystingsPřed měsícem
  • More Dina Hashem!

    jmacjmacPřed měsícem
  • norm macdonald what did I tell you about that reincarnation shit...

    MTThoughtMTThoughtPřed měsícem
  • “got a couple abortions now that pussy a haunted house” ~jid

    LBB GamingLBB GamingPřed měsícem
  • I’ve been wondering that same thing about sneezing etiquette since I was small. Today, I feel seen.

    Lee MonahanLee MonahanPřed měsícem
  • Dina is funny as hell

    Kadeem VaughnKadeem VaughnPřed měsícem
  • Very funny, thanks for sharing

    Moises RamosMoises RamosPřed měsícem
  • One of the best female comedians out there

    Brand_DBrand_DPřed měsícem
  • awwwww fuckkkkkkkkk you fucking comedian women..... MOVE THE FUCK ON AWAY FROM DATING, GAY/LESBIAN/FEMINIST JOKES..... 90's are over

    davidghadimi1davidghadimi1Před měsícem
  • I FUCKING hate when ppl bless my sneezes.

    Kuli KevlKuli KevlPřed měsícem
  • Lol customer service exists in porn shops only for women.

    Kuli KevlKuli KevlPřed měsícem
  • Wow, an actual funny female comic. Would like to see her perform live.

    SuperHydraUltraliskSuperHydraUltraliskPřed měsícem
  • Meh.

    Ryan PetersenRyan PetersenPřed měsícem
  • god bless you was co-opted by christians, the romans used to say jupiter bless you , a few hundred years later and a pope started the trend replacing it with god

    DarkenDarkenPřed měsícem
  • "I lost a hamster when I was 12" xD I died at that part xD

    Yovani GalindoYovani GalindoPřed měsícem
  • We all get why he said that.

    John KellerJohn KellerPřed měsícem
  • Don't know about ya'll, but them birther hips an that small mouth has me fapping excited! brb

    Mega68Mega68Před měsícem
Sex Shops Have Amazing Customer Service - Dina Hashem